(once there was a interview . the person came for interview were balram and thubelram .)
first balram came to interviewer
BALRAM:May I come in sir?
INTERVIEWER:Please come in and take your seat.canI ask u Questions?
BALRAM:Yes sir u can proceed.
I:WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
BR:My name is BALRAM sir.
I:who is our father of nation?
BR:MAHATMA GANDHI sir
I:ok my next question is 'at which age did LEO died?
I:That is correct and next question is,If 72 people get 72 kg of rice then howmuch each will get?
I:That is right and this is my last question, What is the colour of water?
BR: SCIENTIST are still researching sir.
I:that is right . U can wait outside for your results.
(BALRAM goes outside and waits near THUBELRAM and Thubelram asks what questions r asked in interview.Balram also say"s all answers and Thubelram mugs it)
(here goes Thubalram to the interwier)
I:what is your name?
I:What MAHATMA GANDHIJI.
I:What is your wheight ?
I: Strange 1kg!
I: Ok What is your age?
I: What 101 years ?
TH: Yes sir
I:Are u mad
TH: Scientists are sitll researching sir!
I:(angely)Get out from here.
(From this we understood that mugging is dangerous so dont mug up anymore )
Friday, November 21, 2008
THERE IS A MAN CALLED THENSAI, IN A SMALLVILLAGE. HE WAS DRUG ADDICT. ONE DAY HE WAS HAVING NO MONEY. HE WENT TO SAI NATH THE HEAD OF ROUDISM FOR ASKING SOME MONEY.HE TOLD I WILL GIVE YOU RS 1,0000 BUT YOU SHOULD KILL GURUNANAK. HE TOLD YES I WILL KILL HIM. THEN HE LET HIM TO DEATH AND THROWED IN A FOREST. THEN HE RAN AWAY FROM THE VILLAGE. AFTER 20 YEARS
THEN HE WENT TO BODHGAYA TO EARN HIS LIVELYHOOD .THEN HE WAS MARRIED TO MEGHAL. HE WAS WORKING AS ASTROLOGER IN TOWN HALL PARK IN BODHGAYA WITH HIS PROFFESIONAL EQUIPMENT.HE WAS SELFISH HE USED TO RUN HIS BUISNESS BY USING OTHERS SHOP LIGHT AND CLOSED HIS SHOP WHEN OTHERS CLOSE BECAUSE HE WILL NOT GET LIGHT. ONE DAY AT NIGHT ALL SHOPKEEPERS CLOSING WERE THEIR SHOP. TANSEN WAS ALSO CLOSING HIS CENTRE THAT TIME A MAN CAME AND URGED HIM TO KNOW HIS FUTURE. HE WAS RUDE AND PROMISED A RUPEE IF HE WAS RIGHT. THEN HE LIT HIS CIGARETTE. THE ASTROLEGER SAW HIS FACE IT WAS NOTHING BUT GURUNANAK. THE ASTROLOGER WAS THUNDERSTUCK.HE EXPLOITED THE SITUATION.BUT HE PROMISED A RUPEES.SO HE SAID THAT HE WAS STABBED WITH A KNIFE AND PUSHED INTO A WELL. THE GURU NANAK SAID THAT HE WAS SAVED BY THE PASSERS ON THE ROAD AND CAME HERE IN SEARCH OF HIS ENEMY.SINCE THERE WAS NO CURRENT THAT TIME TANSEN LUCKILY ESCAPED FROM THE RISKY SITUATION.SO THE ASTROLOGER SAID THAT HIS ENEMY WAS CRUSHED UNDER THE WHEELS OF THE LORRY BEFORE FOUR MONTHS, SO HE HAS NOTHING TO WORRY,BUT YOU MUST NOT TRAVEL SOUTHWARD AGAIN SINCE IT WOULD ENDANGER HIS LIFE.THE GURUNANAK WAS VERY HAPPY AND GAVE HIM A HAND FULL OF COINS AND WENT HAPPILY TO HIS VILLAGE.
NOW IT WAS MIDNIGHT WHEN THE ASTROLOGER REACHED HIS HOME. HIS WIFE WAS VERY HAPPY ABOUT HIS FORTUNE AND HAPPILY COUNTED THE MONEY.THEN TANSEN WENT TO BED WITH SIGHN OF RELEIF THAT HE WAS NO LONGER A MURDERER.